Last night—Wednesday, December 3rd—I attended the 2009 Grammy Nominations Concert, during which LL Cool J interviewed the Jonas Brothers at their seats in the audience at about 6:10PM West Coast time. I saw them in the flesh with my very own eyes. They looked like this:
And that is clearly the inside of the Nokia Center.
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she watched them perform live on TV that same night at the Rockefeller Center in New York, at 8pm East Coast Time.
This is clearly impossible.
Therefore, the Jonas Brothers are either aliens, or they have discovered teleportation or cloning technology. Either way, I have discovered their craziness and exposed it to the world—it is only reasonable that therefore, I am entitled to a large share of their profits.
