The iG Song Revamped

Featuring Mike (me), Greg, Mike’s brother Stevie on bass, and Greg’s dad on drums (invisible):

When I was just a boy
I heard a legend of a man
A man who nearly turned the world around…

This man had balls big as the moon
He always made the women swoon
He never ever came too soon
And had a heart
That opened night to noon.

His girl one day brought home a friend
She said, “This man, I receommend.”
And Steph said “This menage will never end”

And the Lord said “Steph, you’ve got it good.”
If I was a man you know I would
Spread this round as far as I well could

If you build it they will come
Moms and priests will scream and run
Grapeseed oil’s never had this much fun

And the Lord said “Hey, what do you know”
Ghita, Greta, Amy Jo
All that’s left is your ego
Time to get rid of that thing too

Cause iG’s got the one solution
Let go of all your mind pollution
Follow your heart and buy the GTP

And from this day on forward,
Be free!